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022 - LOLWTF [Jul. 4th, 2006|06:48 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang

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021 - fjkdshnjfks [Jun. 23rd, 2006|04:37 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang
[mood |feverish]


Whoever is responsible for the previous entry better step up right now. I may be witty, but I'm not gay for the fucking love of fgndkgfd God.

The fuck is Westside Story anyway?

Fullmetal, quit laughing. If I found out you did it --

... actually, wait until I'm feeling better. I got out of the shower this morning and I... fainted in the living room. Ever since I woke, I've been sweating so heavily that I wish it was still snowing out.

By the way, Fullmetal -- I heard somewhere that you might be the shortest person (that isn't a kid) in the city.

I still feel delirious. I shouldn't be sitting up staring at text... but there are a lot of things I shouldn't be doing.

But -- like everything in this demented place I'll feel fine tomorrow, right?

Maes... do you have a place to stay?

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020 [Jun. 21st, 2006|03:55 pm]
Colonel Roy Mustang
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |West Side Story: I Feel Pretty]

*clears throat*


I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

Hacker: Some people make it so easy. ^^v

[ooc: There was permission from the player to have a character hack into Roy's journal to embarrass him. But you can pretend that it's Roy doing the posting.]
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019 [Jun. 19th, 2006|05:04 pm]
Colonel Roy Mustang

It's times like this I love being the Flame Alchemist.

I've kept a nice, cozy fire going all day.

If anyone's too cold, feel free to stop by and warm up.

EDIT: Building 3, apartment 9. I'm not going outside in this weather. Bring coffee.
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018 [Jun. 18th, 2006|03:32 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang




... I should have known that alchemy can only be used here if the powers-that-be will it to be so. But I'm not concerned; I have nothing to worry about if everyone else lost their abilities as well.

Has anyone seen a little blonde boy with a kitten lately?

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017 - ... [Jun. 15th, 2006|02:49 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang
My vodka.

Is overflowing.

With maggots.

If this is someone's way of telling me to go sober, bravo asshole.
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016 [Jun. 11th, 2006|02:58 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang

haha self-love


Of course it is.

Now tell me something I don't know.
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015 [Jun. 8th, 2006|06:49 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang
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Is there something I'm not doing? I've burned these creatures so thoroughly that they should be nothing but charcoal by now. And although they resemble the result of my work, they get right back up. I am typically a stationary fighter, but I think I might have broken a sweat on these monsters.

It is grotesque watching them hobble towards me with missing arms, legs, mouths, skin...

Nevertheless, I worked out quite a bit of pent aggression. It's a good thing too, or else someone less deserving might have endured my misdirected wrath.

And if that experience wasn't foul enough... apparently someone else had a much more creative idea than me. Upon returning to the complex, I found it decorated with impaled corpses. Took every ounce of restraint to keep from hurling.

Mrs. Curtis, you'd better be alright down there.

Fullmetal, I expect a verbal report from you regarding Alphonse's and Winry's welfare. Let me know if I have to come over there.

Besides that, it was rather enjoyable fighting alongside Xigbar.

... speaking of Xigbar --

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Maes has shown up here... but I don't have the words for it.

... I've missed him so much. I never realized how fiercely I needed him--how void life was when I lost him--until...
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014 [Jun. 4th, 2006|05:36 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang
The last two days were unbelievable.

Un... believable.

Between a sweet-tempered mage's elixir and a rough slap few enlightening words from short-stuff, I feel much better. Thank you.

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With that dramatic nonsense behind me...

Now that I am in tip-top shape, I do believe I have a couple sober matches to win don't I?

Do you really want to see me in a miniskirt, Fullmetal?

Things to Do:
- measure Fullmetal for nonexistent growth
- buy Fullmetal a step stool
- incinerate Fullmetal
- kick Axel's ass meet and compare techniques with another firestarter
- schedule date meeting with Miss van Winkle
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013 - every time you see through me [Jun. 3rd, 2006|12:22 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang
cut for lengthCollapse )

I never thought I could hate someone so passionately.
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012 - set yourself on fire [Jun. 1st, 2006|06:32 pm]
Colonel Roy Mustang
After the events of last night... I don't think I'm as keen on the kissing game as I previously thought I was. But I did get a few kisses out of Fullmetal, which eased the pain and made it all worth while.

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What is it about redheads? I thought I liked them for their flair and infectious personality, but... If I keep this up, they'll be the death of me.

( OOC: Right, even though Roy got laid he's pretty mad for obvious reasons... so if he's a bitch for the next day I'm sorry. ♥

EDIT: My bad. We finished the log. He did NOT get laid. The log will be posted ASAP. )
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011 - "chu" [May. 31st, 2006|06:13 pm]
Colonel Roy Mustang
Ohh... yes..




Hey Fullmetal, c'mere.
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010 - faltering [May. 30th, 2006|12:32 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang
The longer I stay here, the more thinking I've been doing. And I'm sure we know how destructive that can be.


What's worth going back for? The reason I am here is because I attempted to find him. He is neither here nor in Amestris. I would know. I have dispatched groups to comb the entire land.

Maybe I'm losing sight of the things that hold meaning. Or perhaps I don't miss the unending paperwork. I miss my job, but ever since the Fuhrer's downfall I haven't had much of a job to speak of... I wanted to reform the government... and in a sense I did. Does that mean my job is done?

I have everything I could ever want here... except peace of mind. I have everything but his safety.

I have no reason to stay, but I have no reason to go.

... maybe it's just the rain.

Axel, I must postpone our meeting until it's dry.
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009 [May. 28th, 2006|06:17 pm]
Colonel Roy Mustang
Rainstorm? Great...

I suppose I absolutely will not won't be going out today afterall.

EDIT: ... alright, alright. It does look like fun outside. Xigbar, you're coming with me I am completely useless when wet.
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008 [May. 25th, 2006|11:18 pm]
Colonel Roy Mustang
It's... displacing not having anything that needs to be done. No paperwork to sort. no reports to write, no documents to proof, no orders to administer, no reason to procrastinate...

Not to say I'm bored. There is more than enough going on in this city to keep anyone on their toes.

I stayed inside all day and watched people scramble the streets shielding themselves. What -- first pants, now underwear? Much as I detest this place, I love its perverse sense of humor.

I guess it's safe to say that Fullmetal did not end up here. Is it wrong to say I miss him that much?

But knowing that we've been dumped here from so many different worlds, it leads me to believe that he might be... anywhere at this point...

I'm hearing news of a meeting to be held in the interest of discussing escape from the city... I trust you will be there, Miss Hellsing?

And it looks like I have a candidate for a roommate; with him hanging around, it will be too noisy to hear the ticking.
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007 - genderfucked [May. 24th, 2006|06:13 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang
A date once told me that a man was not a real man until he had worn heels.

I am twice the man for doing it as a woman... and ladies, I have that much more respect for you.

It was hard enough gaining balance in four inch pumps... and then walking in them... I discovered muscles I could have sworn I've never used.

If you feel a twinge in your calves, Miss Winkle, that's why... and I apologize.

I hope you won't be too upset. I took it upon myself to add to your wardrobe.

... but I suppose you must already know as I left you in a slinky black number. You have curves that should not be compromised in suits.

I'm almost disappointed it's over. I can't get away with strawberry daiquiris and hitting on heterosexual men.

Ah, my gloves.

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006 - operation restore order [May. 23rd, 2006|02:21 pm]
Colonel Roy Mustang
Even with my knowledge in this body, I can't use alchemy. It took me forever to remember how to draw out arrays too. Maybe if I go fetch my gloves from "Roy"...

I wonder, Rip van Winkle, do you drink anything that is not blood? Can vampires get drunk? If this drags on longer than a day (the average length of these tricks), I will have to see you about... ah, understanding the mechanics of this form.

Everyone is in hysterics over the city-wide body swap.

What a fuss... Besides Jan and Integral's switcheroo, who else has it so bad? I suppose I wouldn't be too pleased if I were swapped with another man.

The "Powers That Be" are trying to distract us; I guess it's working beautifully.

Calm down and cope with what you have.
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005 - of vampires and alchemists [May. 23rd, 2006|05:20 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang
Wasn't I just laying down the transmutation circle in my apartment door...?

...Collapse )

... is this what you were talking about by gender-switching? Ms. Hellsing? Firestarter...?

I am obviously someone else entirely. I taste blood on my tongue (and feel like I want more of it?!) and have a sudden urge to visit the opera house...

Whoever this woman is, she knows her way with firearms judging by this... massive musket.

... but it's not ALL bad... what would this body look like in a miniskirt?

The city has pulled another fast one on us.

... and if I am trapped in someone else's body --


EDIT: Alright. I found out just who I am when I met myself my counterpart. Rip Van Winkle. Have you ever looked at yourself through someone else's eyes? Of course not. It's the strangest sensation... well, besides the sensation of knowing you're as dead as you feel. Is this what a homunculus feels?

I won't have to... eat for a while. Thankfully. I don't know what I would do; I couldn't do it.

On the plus side, I am a woman... which could be fun.

Also, I can't hear the metronome.

... this could be a lot of fun.
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004 - flammable when drunk [May. 22nd, 2006|09:40 pm]
Colonel Roy Mustang
My head is throbbing... but it was worth it to prove I could drink anyone under the table. When I do things, I don't do them halfway. Shit -- where did I put my gloves?

So many buildings to choose from, but I am sure it makes little difference.

I've settled in to the third complex. It's lavish for an apartment -- better than the barracks in Central by far. I find it peculiar it came pre furnished and fully stocked... as if it had been abandoned.

It's spacious, lonely... and the ticking is louder than ever here now that I am alone.

Since we're all here, why not get to know each other:

If there's anything you want to know about me, ask, and maybe I'll give you an answer.

Things to Do:
- put want ad out for roommate
- visit the cathedral
- throw house warming party(?)
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003 [May. 21st, 2006|02:42 am]
Colonel Roy Mustang
... Today was not the day for wearing pants. For good reason.

I was grateful to be so scantily clad when we were hit with an unexpected weather change. I have a penchant for fire, but unrelenting heat is another story. It was so unbearably hot that I stripped down along with everyone else and did everything I could to covet the shade.

Suppose I could have used the rain afterall.

And what's worse is that every damned door I opened didn't lead where it should. Why the hell--?

What I wouldn't give for a clean shower and a martini right about now.

It could be worse; at least they accept my money so I can land a place to stay until I can pull myself together and rent out an apartment. They seem cozy enough.

Oh, and the wide, colorful array of eye candy here? More than enough to captivate my interest.

I'll bother with reality tomorrow. But for now...

Things to Do:
- shower
- martini binge
- flirt

( OOC: Oh, and um... since everyone is revealing what their characters are not wearing, he's strutting it in speedos and secretly loving it. -snerk- )
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